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How Long Does Crack Stay In Your System?

Category: Reviews & Testimonials

Author: Cornerstone of Southern California

Published: December 7, 2015

I’m allergic to booze…. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr
Do you really want the cops knocking on your door tonight?
Oh yes, please get me a drink – I love throwing up in people’s pools!
Is your homeowners insurance paid up?
Look, if I take a drink from you, all my clothes will fall off and I’ll be standing here…naked.
There’s not enough booze in the world to fill the glass I would need.
Does it look like my ass is falling off…because even then I don’t want a drink.
I can’t. I held the trophy for a long time, retired recently and decided to give someone else a shot at the title.