Famous Recovery Quotes
Author: CornerstoneSoCal
Published: December 7, 2015
  • I’m allergic to booze…. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr
  • Do you really want the cops knocking on your door tonight?
  • Oh yes, please get me a drink – I love throwing up in people’s pools!
  • Is your homeowners insurance paid up?
  • Look, if I take a drink from you, all my clothes will fall off and I’ll be standing here…naked.
  • There’s not enough booze in the world to fill the glass I would need.
  • Does it look like my ass is falling off…because even then I don’t want a drink.
  • I can’t. I held the trophy for a long time, retired recently and decided to give someone else a shot at the title.
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